A legendary assassin of her kingdom and a top secret agent of his kingdom make babies and babysit.
Notable Actors/Actresses
Liu Shi Shi: Ren Ru Yi
Liu Yu Ning: Ning Yuan Zhou
Director
Scriptwriter:
Chinese Title
Liu Shi Shi: Ren Ru Yi / Ren Xin |
Liu Yu Ning: Ning Yuan Zhou |
He Lan Dou: Yang Ying |
Chang Hua Sen: Li Tong Guang |
Chen Hao Yu: Chu Yue |
Yu Shi San (Yu 13) |
Chen You Wei: Yuan Lu |
Qian Zhao |
Li Huan: Sun Lang |
Chen Du Ling: Xiao Yan (Wu Kingdom) |
Consort Chu (An Kingdom) |
Huang Meng Ying: Jin Mei Niang (Ling Lang) |
Jia Ling |
Wang Yan: Empress Zhao Jie (An Kingdom) |
Lv Xing: Minister Du (Wu Kingdom) |
Romcom/Romance Checklist
How much of the plot is angst/romance?
0 / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5The ML:
Cold–Lukewarm–Warm / Timid / Falls in Love First / Noble Idiot / CEO / General /The FL:
Bold / Cute / Cool & Independent / Falls in Love First / Better than ML / Noble Idiot / Describe the Relationship (the tropes):
Bickering Start / Childhood Connection / Cohabitation / Contract Marriage or Fake Couple / Enemies to Lovers / Hidden Identity / School to Adulthood / Love Triangle / Married Couple (Real) / Secretly in Love (F/ML) / Star-Crossed Lovers / Relationship Progress (officially together; first (official) kiss; breakup*):
Ep 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40# of CPs (including main CP):
0 / 1 / 2 / 3+
0 / 1 / 2 / 3+
Ending:
Happy / Sad / Open Happy / Open Sad / BadScreencaps
[Ep1]
Liu Yu Ning was a chef at one point. The wok armour is so fitting.
[Ep2]
[Ep3]
This tea!
The flirtiest inmate. The most frivolous Fang Yi Lun character ever.
Our maverick boy squad unite!
[Ep5]
Liu Yu Ning is protecting a princess again (with Fang Yi Lun too!!) but this time feels so different.
Wise words from Empress Zhao Jie: "Don't easily fall in love with men, but you must have a child of your own."
Ning Yuan Zhou: I can't make babies. I'm defective. [Poisoned]
Yu13: "You mean, I can help with this?" [Making babies]
Melon Eating Crowd
[Ep6]
[Ep7]
👆 Boring sperms following our FL assassin around too
Now this is a princess-carry!
She's asking her pending-baby-making-machine to teach her interpersonal skills to bond with their future kid.
[Ep8]
vs.
vs.
Nobody asked if you were okay Yu13!
He's a goner.
[Ep9]
Ru Yi: Hey, check if he's jealous
Yu13: Yes, yes he is!
Even if you’re always capable, sometimes you still need to be protected.
[Ep10]
Boys, this is not how you treat your sister-in-law!
[Ep11]
Kidnapped Princess saves her kidnapper-assassin
Are you crazy?!
Yes I'm crazy for you!
Don't be like this or I'll really turn crazy for you.
[Ep12]
She's back for the stripping! And the whipping.
Oho. He's going to father her child! (This may have something to do with stripping and whipping. Yes?)
[Ep13]
I'll give you sweets from now on <3 ~~
Yu13 being Yu13
Ning Yuan Zhou is jealous that she looks more handsome than him!
Please don't forget our princess is this scene too~
Melon Eating Pair
[Ep14]
The cat's a roly poly now!
Scarecrows.
Yu13
Yu13
Yu13, lol.
(The horns match him. They're horns, right?)
Qian Zhou rolling his eyes at Yu13
Back to dashing boys!
She's in love.
She's in love too.
(We all are)
She kisses. He kisses.
This is me watching this too.
They overdid the romantic leaves. LOL
[Ep15]
Introducing Ren Xin, Ren Ru Yi in killer mode.
Introducing Ning Yuan Zhou, the only Ship that kills
This Ship talks!
(Zhou Zhou rejected her because his mission is likely fatal. He changed his mind because he’s afraid of loneliness, but more than that, he doesn’t want her to be lonely. This all happened without the dramatic fanfare. It’s just him telling her his sincere feelings, aw.)
[Ep16]
Yu 13: Ooooops. Am I interrupting?
Don't make Ru Yi feed the unconscious again.
[Ep17]
[Ep18]
These cuties, but there's a twang of poignancy in their scene. Please be okay, Yuan Lu!
This Ship doesn't eavesdrop.
Wait. Where'd the Ship go!
[Ep19]
He Lan Dou isn't done growing yet, right? xD
Peek
Peek peek
Peeeek
I love our sturdy couple's love token: a wobbly cat.
Our Ship and cat look kinda alike!
[Ep20]
[Ep21]
This show understands proper eavesdropping!
I can't find a single man here. All kindergartens.
Listen. This is very important: 1234567. I can count backwards too. 7654321.
This girl wants babies.
This guys wants to keep his virginity. Why.
[Ep22]
They can toss all my veggies.
[Ep23]
[Ep24]
Ruyi: Allow me to pamper you.
NYZ: Yes ma'am.
Yu13: Pamper me too.
This is a two-person boat. 13 is too much.
She bought him matching clothes with her!
And he didn't wear them!
[Ep25]
[Ep26]
My poor babies pretending to be brave 🥺🥺🥺
Why are all their sweet scenes poignant! 😭
These two have their OTP too. Sun Lang, our animal lover with a kitty cat, and Yu13 with his mirror.
[Ep27]
[Ep28]
[Ep29]
Princess Chu Yue joins our peeping team!
Begin the romance with princess ~ I mean the pictures below and not above...
[Ep30]
Yu13 only has one dance move: spread those arms like a scarecrow.
Ning Yuan Zhou can't defend his bro in front of his wifey
Li Tong Guang and Chu Yue have teamed up for a fake marriage!
What goes around comes around. Yu13, you have days of being peeped on too.
[Ep31]
Mommy's asking what's wrong, and Daddy's confiding in only him.
So we need 5+ boys to save one Emperor, and 1 girl can slaughter her way through a battalion to "kill" another Emperor. Or not. Or yes?
Not Yu13 flirting with the Emperor too!
[Ep32]
[Ep33]
Her: I'm a girl
Him: 😶
Her: I'll be your wife
Him: 😨 She's going to be my aunt.
Her: I'll have your kid
Him: 🤯 She's giving birth to my nephew.
[Ep34]
Yang Ying, you're my queen.
"From the moment I killed her with my hands, I've already lost the right."
[Ep35]
I f*cking hate you, Emperor Wu. My boys would be FINE, surrounded by all things furry (😭😭😭).
[Ep36]
Yuan Lu! That's so sad; you ran to death?
She's promising her next life to you at least! ~
But this life, she's going with this guy....
YOU TWO WERE MY CP ALL ALONG???
My head really hurts, but my heart is fuzzy for these two 🤯 Did I just betray Yuan Lu who died in the same ep....
[Ep37]
LTG's marriage plot is strange. If you care for a theory of why he would pull something so stupid. I've got one. Subscribe if you like.
Li Tong Guang, suffer Liu Yu Ning's 6ft legs! Yes. he's all legs.
Congratulations Ning Yuan Zhou! By the way, your bros are dead.
Yang Ying 🤯. You're more shocking than our psycho boy. She's going to wear the robes Ru Yi threw, and she's going to clean up the mess Li Tong Guang made. Omg 😍
Yu13.... all three boys were in him arms, two died in his embrace. Leader Ning, where were you?
[Ep38]
[Ep39]
Ru Yi and NYZ enjoying the 🍉 on the side. They must have somehow resolved the marriage error back in Ep37 without telling us.
For the weird fans shipping LTG and Ru Yi, here you go....
These scenes actually look pretty....
Yu13 blindfolding himself. See, even Yu13 doesn't want to see you anymore, Ning Yuan Zhou! Oh wait you can't see. You weren't there. Our Yu13 died ALONE, BLIND, and in the DARK.
[Ep40]
NYZ: Thanks brat. If you weren't stupidly reckless, your shifu and I wouldn't have a reason to die.
Shifu-in-law!
I can't believe Ru Yi and NYZ's last moments were given to LTG...
Looketh! His wife #1, wife #2, and wife #3 all here!
Remarks
[Actors/Actresses] These amazing supporting actors:
- Fang Yi Lun (Yu Shi San) – The Long Ballad, The Love By Hypnotic
- Chen Hao Yu (Chu Yue) – I Don't Want to Be Friends With You (The mom bestie)
- Wu Hong (Zhao Ji) – The Story of Minglan (The guy who married Mo Lan)
- Chen Xiao Yun (Concubine Chu) – Novoland: Pearl Eclipse, New Life Begins (The girl who keeps marrying toxic men)
- Huang Meng Ying (Jin Mei Niang) – She still needs her big break.
- Zhang Tian Yang (Emperor Wu) – Listening Snow Tower, Sword Snow Stride, Vacation of Love 2, Who Rules the World, Love Like the Galaxy (The funny uncle)
- Su Meng Yun (Officer Pei) – One and Only (female general), Royal Rumours (eye-rolling princess)
- Zhou Lu La – One and Only (monk)
[Drama Connections]
- The Long Ballad. Liu Yu Ning and Fang Yi Lun reunited to escort a princess again! They're friends irl.
- Bu Bu Jing Xin. Liu Shi Shi and Ye Qing (Ling Long) reunited and still star-crossed. They're friends irl too.
[Behind the Scenes]
- 14: The leaf that fell on Liu Yu Ning's face during the kiss wasn't planned. He acted through it because director never called cut.
[Ep37 Analysis] Topic: Li Tong Guang
[Ending] You may have choices.
Four (4/5)
Reviewer: cynlynn
Date: December 2023
Hearts:♥♥♥
[Major Spoilers Everywhere]Three (3/5)
Date: December 2023
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